An email meme/chain letter

I received this from my Mom:

Here's what I want you to do. Describe me in ONE WORD...just one word! Send it to me only, then send this message to your friends and see how many strange things people say about you! This is really fun! Just hit reply and send me my one word back. Then forward this message on to your friends (including me) and see what they say about you!

So, instead of sending this to "all my friends", I'll just put it here and anyone who wishes can respond.

That's all for now. (Hey, Vlad the Impaler beckons me!)